Douma
02-02-2006, 05:47 PM
Murphy's photography laws
1 if you can't remember,you left the film at home
2 If a photo shoot goes too smoothly,then the lab will lose the film
3 if you forgot,then you didn't rewind the film
4 Photo assistants are essential,they give photographers someone to yell at
5 The most critical roll of film is fogged
6 long life batteries only last for a couple of rolls
7 weather never cooperates
8 There is always a way,and it usually doesn't work
9 no photojournalist is well dressed
10 no well dressed photographer is a photojournalist
11 the nature shots invariably happen on two occasions:
-when animals are ready
-when you are not.
12 same rule just substitute children
13 the important things are always simple
14 the simple things are always hard
15 Flashes will fail as soon as you need them
16 when you drop a lens cap, the inside part always lands face down in the mud
:D
1 if you can't remember,you left the film at home
2 If a photo shoot goes too smoothly,then the lab will lose the film
3 if you forgot,then you didn't rewind the film
4 Photo assistants are essential,they give photographers someone to yell at
5 The most critical roll of film is fogged
6 long life batteries only last for a couple of rolls
7 weather never cooperates
8 There is always a way,and it usually doesn't work
9 no photojournalist is well dressed
10 no well dressed photographer is a photojournalist
11 the nature shots invariably happen on two occasions:
-when animals are ready
-when you are not.
12 same rule just substitute children
13 the important things are always simple
14 the simple things are always hard
15 Flashes will fail as soon as you need them
16 when you drop a lens cap, the inside part always lands face down in the mud
:D